What is the funniest thing you ever saw in a Resume?

What is the funniest thing you ever saw in a Resume?

to begin with,

A Girl wrote in her resume," I am flexible enough to perform in any position"


A person in Marital Status had written "Double" because he was married.



One of the candidate filled the application form under column asking for SEX:

SEX : Twice a week and when asked that the question was about gender, he said BOTH.


Every day i see at least one CV in which candidate would mention-
Marital Status :Married with 2 children.Thats really funny.




In my resume database, about 15% have written as "Martial Status" - How true...


Although not related to interivew, I once received this letter for leave request from a Branch Manager who wants to go on leave and hence asking for a person in the interim period"

"Dear Sir,

Wife is sick, request substitute. Thanks"



I've abbreviated Assistant manager as "Ass Man" before. Got a surprising number of callbacks too.