Monday, October 18, 2010

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Ambarish Srivastava One of my bengali friends Anirban Biswas shared this with me:

"I was there with my father in Agra when the strap of his watch broke...
he wanted to get the strap replaced and guess what he said...

..."Yahan Ghodi ka Band kidhar Milega".....

You know , what that might mean in North India....

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Does God exist???
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Microsoft touch screen computer ...
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Disconnect To Connect ... Lovely
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Ladkiyon ka kuch nai ho sakta.. :)
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LAALACH BURI BALA HAI............MUST TRY
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Ambarish Srivastava This happened in Patna: A bengali was on a rickshaw
but didn't know hindi well , he wanted to get down and guess what he
said to the rickshaw wala:
B: "Ab ham girega"
R: "Nahin saab ap nahi girega, ap aram se baithiye , kuchh nahi hoga"
...B: "Are nahin ... Ham yahin girega"
R: "Are Nahin sahab ap nahi girega, ap chinta mat kijiye"
B: "Are Nahin... Hamko yahin girna Hai"............
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Documentray on IIT on an American TV Channel. MUST SEE FOR ALL.avi
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Mimicry - Very interesting
The last one's the best ... !! MUST WATCH!! http://www.facebook.com/video/?id=1131115693
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The projection of a Lissajous knot onto any of the three coordinate planes is a Lissajous curve, and many of the properties of these knots are closely related to properties of Lissajous curves.
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A harmonograph is a mechanical apparatus that employs pendulums to create a geometric image. The drawings created typically are Lissajous curves, or related drawings of greater complexity. The devices, which began to appear in the mid-19th century and peaked in popularity in the 1890s, cannot be con...
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Ambarish Srivastava Yesterday Arpit and Salil told me about some pendulum experiment they saw at HSTSE museum at Gurgaon. This seems to be the explanation.
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Lissajous Figures with a Pendulum
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Doing it: Tie a long piece of string between two chairs, so that it hangs a few feet above the floor. Then tie another piece of string into a loop around the first piece. Your new pendulum should look like a Y. Now attach your pendulum bob, which will be the cup and salt. Attach the cup using ...
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Ambarish Srivastava Yesterday Arpit and Salil told me about some pendulum experiment they saw at HSTSE museum at Gurgaon. This seems to be the explanation.
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Lissajous Figures with a Pendulum
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Doing it: Tie a long piece of string between two chairs, so that it hangs a few feet above the floor. Then tie another piece of string into a loop around the first piece. Your new pendulum should look like a Y. Now attach your pendulum bob, which will be the cup and salt. Attach the cup using ...
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My mother took pity on me, when she saw how I did the last australian tune i had uploaded. Look how nicely she plays!! (she refused to be in the vid tho :(
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Ambarish Srivastava At last! India managed to finish 2nd in CWG. Long Live Saina Nehwal !
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Ambarish Srivastava Usne
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Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kadar,
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TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Other!!:-D
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Mujtaba Siddiqui MatHs pj:"Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,Wah WahUsne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,To maine b soch liya,TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Other!!:-D
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noor aa gaya hai
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Ambarish Srivastava tune mera dil toda mere dil ko lagi thes......tune mera dil toda mere dil ko lagi thes.........tan(theta)=perpendicular /base.... :D
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Raka Srivastava Ha...after a long time(almost 16 yrs) u made me think of tan also . thanks .
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Area of triangle= half (base) x (height)
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Ambarish Srivastava Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap
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Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap
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. Sin (Theta) / Cos(Theta) =Tan(Theta)!!!
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Ambarish Srivastava Yaah Mujhe P.J. bahut pasand hain.
:-) Mujtaba ka sher bhi mast tha.
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Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap
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Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita!!!
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan,

Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti
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nazrein jamaye baithe the

Paas jakar dekha to sardarji
nahaye baithe the!!!
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Ambarish Srivastava Dekha unhone hume jab apni
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hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,

... Jab pata laga ki nazrein hi
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hum to behosh hi ho gaye!!!
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Ambarish Srivastava Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains
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Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so
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Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?!
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Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar

Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter!!!
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Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
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So? What's the big deal?!
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Gum woh cheez hai...

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Jisse kagaz chipkate hain!!!
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Ambarish Srivastava Ikhtiyaar.e.taranum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena,,

waah,

waah,,
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ikhtiyaar.e.taranum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena,,

Agar iska matlab samajh mai aye tu mujhe bhi bata dena...
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Ai dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,

meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
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Jab log phenkeinge Aloo tamaatar,

tu raat ki SABZI ka intezaam ho jayega...
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Ambarish Srivastava Arz Kiya Hai....
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tum din ko raat kaho hum raat kaheinge,
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tum subah ko shaam kaho hum shaam kaheinge,

tum andherey ko roshni kaho hum roshni kaheinge,

kyun ki PAAGALON se behes nahin karte ;-}
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Arz hai,,
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Arz hai,
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APKO SATAANA HAMARA FARZ HAI.
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Ambarish Srivastava Kamyab nahi kaabil hone ke liye padho .... kamyabi jhak maarke pichhe ayegi: Amir Khan (In 3 Idiots)
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Mujtaba Siddiqui kabhi neend ke piche mat bhago...
padai ke piche bhago...
neend jhak marke aayegi...
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Fwd: : Worthy ! Plz Do

रोजानl जो खाना खाते हो वो पसंद नहीं आता ? उकता गये ? ............ ... ........... .....थोड़ा पिज्जा कैसा रहेगा


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नहीं ??? ओके ......... पास्ता ? 
नहीं ?? .. इसके बारे में क्या सोचते हैं ?

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आज ये खाने का भी मन नहीं ? ... ओके .. क्या इस मेक्सिकन खाने को आजमायें ? 

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दुबारा नहीं ? कोई समस्या नहीं .... हमारे पास कुछ और भी विकल्प हैं........     
ह्म्म्मम्म्म्म ... चाइनीज ????? ?? 

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बर्गर्सस्स्स्सस्स्स्स ? ??????? 

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ओके .. हमें भारतीय खाना देखना चाहिए ....... J   ? दक्षिण भारतीय व्यंजन ना ??? उत्तर भारतीय ? 

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जंक फ़ूड का मन है ? 

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हमारे  पास अनगिनत विकल्प हैं ..... ..   टिफिन  ? 

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मांसाहार  ? 

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ज्यादा मात्रा

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या केवल पके हुए मुर्गे के कुछ  टुकड़े
आप इनमें से कुछ भी ले सकते हैं ... या इन सब में से थोड़ा- थोड़ा  ले सकते हैं  ...


अब शेष  बची मेल के लिए  परेशान मत होओ....

 


मगर .. इन लोगों के पास कोई विकल्प नहीं है ...

 

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इन्हें तो बस थोड़ा सा खाना चाहिए ताकि ये जिन्दा रह सकें ..........   



इनके बारे में  अगली बार तब सोचना जब आप किसी केफेटेरिया या होटल में यह कह कर खाना फैंक रहे होंगे कि यह स्वाद नहीं है !! 

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इनके बारे में अगली बार सोचना जब आप यह कह रहे हों  ... यहाँ की रोटी इतनी सख्त है कि खायी ही नहीं जाती.........

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कृपया खाने के अपव्यय को रोकिये  
अगर आगे से कभी आपके घर में पार्टी / समारोह हो और खाना बच जाये या बेकार जा रहा हो तो बिना झिझके आप  1098 (केवल भारत में )पर फ़ोन करें  - यह एक मजाक नहीं है - यह चाइल्ड हेल्पलाइन है । वे आयेंगे और भोजन एकत्रित करके ले जायेंगे। 
कृप्या इस सन्देश को ज्यादा से ज्यादा प्रसारित करें इससे उन बच्चों का पेट भर सकता है 


कृप्या इस श्रृंखला को तोड़े नहीं ..... 
हम चुटकुले और स्पाम मेल अपने दोस्तों और अपने नेटवर्क में करते हैं ,क्यों नहीं इस बार इस अच्छे सन्देश को आगे से आगे मेल करें ताकि हम भारत को रहने के लिए दुनिया की सबसे अच्छी जगह बनाने में सहयोग कर सकें -   
'
मदद करने वाले हाथ प्रार्थना करने वाले होंठो से अच्छे होते हैं ' - हमें अपना मददगार हाथ देंवे 

 

भगवान की तसवीरें फॉरवर्ड करने से किसी को गुड लक मिला या नहीं मालूम नहीं पर एक मेल अगर भूखे बच्चे तक खाना फॉरवर्ड कर सके  तो यह ज्यादा बेहतर है. कृपया क्रम जारी रखें   

 







 

 
 
 






 


 
 
--

Neha Chandan
 
 





--
MANISH CHHANASH



--
Ambarish Srivastava
अम्बरीष श्रीवास्तव
Faculty Training Co-ordinator
FIITJEE Limited

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

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Saturday, July 17, 2010

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

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JavaScript Quiz




This JavaScript created quiz came from the JavaScript Cut-N-Paste site (which is no longer available). You can find this relict version at:


http://www.mcli.dist.maricopa.edu/eye/code/jsquiz.zip



Simply view this source to see how it can be customized.




Instructions:

1. Click the red button next to each answer you think is most correct.

2. If you do not know the answer, do not guess, since wrong answers are penalized.

3. If you check the wrong red button, simply click the correct one to change it.

4. If you have checked a red button with a guess and wish to deselect all red buttons for that question, just click the lit red button.

5. When finished, click the "Click When Finished Button" at the end of the test. Your score will appear below it, and all correct answers will be lit with a green button. Check over the "green lit" answers you didn't know to assist you in knowing what areas you still need to study.







Monday, July 12, 2010

Saturday, July 10, 2010



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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

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Chron me! - Online Stopwatch - Timer - Chronometer (w)










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