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Ambarish Srivastava One of my bengali friends Anirban Biswas shared this with me:

"I was there with my father in Agra when the strap of his watch broke...
he wanted to get the strap replaced and guess what he said...

..."Yahan Ghodi ka Band kidhar Milega".....

You know , what that might mean in North India....

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Microsoft touch screen computer ...
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Disconnect To Connect ... Lovely
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Ladkiyon ka kuch nai ho sakta.. :)
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LAALACH BURI BALA HAI............MUST TRY
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Ambarish Srivastava This happened in Patna: A bengali was on a rickshaw
but didn't know hindi well , he wanted to get down and guess what he
said to the rickshaw wala:
B: "Ab ham girega"
R: "Nahin saab ap nahi girega, ap aram se baithiye , kuchh nahi hoga"
...B: "Are nahin ... Ham yahin girega"
R: "Are Nahin sahab ap nahi girega, ap chinta mat kijiye"
B: "Are Nahin... Hamko yahin girna Hai"............
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jay radha madhava (jagjit singh tune)
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Documentray on IIT on an American TV Channel. MUST SEE FOR ALL.avi
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IITs in famous American TV show 60 minutes. It described IITs as 'Harvard,MIT and Princeton put together '.This documentary finds out why the IIT's are one of the best technology schools in the WORLD....
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Mimicry - Very interesting
The last one's the best ... !! MUST WATCH!! http://www.facebook.com/video/?id=1131115693
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The projection of a Lissajous knot onto any of the three coordinate planes is a Lissajous curve, and many of the properties of these knots are closely related to properties of Lissajous curves.
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A harmonograph is a mechanical apparatus that employs pendulums to create a geometric image. The drawings created typically are Lissajous curves, or related drawings of greater complexity. The devices, which began to appear in the mid-19th century and peaked in popularity in the 1890s, cannot be con...
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Ambarish Srivastava Yesterday Arpit and Salil told me about some pendulum experiment they saw at HSTSE museum at Gurgaon. This seems to be the explanation.
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Lissajous Figures with a Pendulum
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Doing it: Tie a long piece of string between two chairs, so that it hangs a few feet above the floor. Then tie another piece of string into a loop around the first piece. Your new pendulum should look like a Y. Now attach your pendulum bob, which will be the cup and salt. Attach the cup using ...
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Ambarish Srivastava Yesterday Arpit and Salil told me about some pendulum experiment they saw at HSTSE museum at Gurgaon. This seems to be the explanation.
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Lissajous Figures with a Pendulum
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Doing it: Tie a long piece of string between two chairs, so that it hangs a few feet above the floor. Then tie another piece of string into a loop around the first piece. Your new pendulum should look like a Y. Now attach your pendulum bob, which will be the cup and salt. Attach the cup using ...
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My mother took pity on me, when she saw how I did the last australian tune i had uploaded. Look how nicely she plays!! (she refused to be in the vid tho :(
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Ambarish Srivastava At last! India managed to finish 2nd in CWG. Long Live Saina Nehwal !
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Ambarish Srivastava Usne
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Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kadar,
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TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Other!!:-D
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Mujtaba Siddiqui MatHs pj:"Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,Wah WahUsne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,To maine b soch liya,TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Other!!:-D
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noor aa gaya hai
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Ambarish Srivastava tune mera dil toda mere dil ko lagi thes......tune mera dil toda mere dil ko lagi thes.........tan(theta)=perpendicular /base.... :D
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Raka Srivastava Ha...after a long time(almost 16 yrs) u made me think of tan also . thanks .
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Area of triangle= half (base) x (height)
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Ambarish Srivastava Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap
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Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap
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. Sin (Theta) / Cos(Theta) =Tan(Theta)!!!
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Ambarish Srivastava Yaah Mujhe P.J. bahut pasand hain.
:-) Mujtaba ka sher bhi mast tha.
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Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap
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Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita!!!
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Ambarish Srivastava Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan,

Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti
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Ambarish Srivastava Badi der se jinki zulfon pe
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Paas jakar dekha to sardarji
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Ambarish Srivastava Dekha unhone hume jab apni
tirchi nazron se

hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,

... Jab pata laga ki nazrein hi
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hum to behosh hi ho gaye!!!
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Ambarish Srivastava Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains
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Ambarish Srivastava Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so
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Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so
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Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?!
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Ambarish Srivastava Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar

Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter!!!
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Ambarish Srivastava Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?



Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
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So? What's the big deal?!
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Gum woh cheez hai...

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Jisse kagaz chipkate hain!!!
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Ambarish Srivastava Ikhtiyaar.e.taranum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena,,

waah,

waah,,
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waah,,,

ikhtiyaar.e.taranum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena,,

Agar iska matlab samajh mai aye tu mujhe bhi bata dena...
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Ambarish Srivastava Arz kiya hai..

Ai dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,

meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
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Jab log phenkeinge Aloo tamaatar,

tu raat ki SABZI ka intezaam ho jayega...
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Ambarish Srivastava Arz Kiya Hai....
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tum din ko raat kaho hum raat kaheinge,
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tum subah ko shaam kaho hum shaam kaheinge,

tum andherey ko roshni kaho hum roshni kaheinge,

kyun ki PAAGALON se behes nahin karte ;-}
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Ambarish Srivastava Arz hai,
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Arz hai,,
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Arz hai,
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APKO SATAANA HAMARA FARZ HAI.
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Ambarish Srivastava A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road
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Ambarish Srivastava America ne ek thief catching machine ko invent kiya fir usne baki countries mein experiment kiya in china 10 thieves were caught in 1 hour in russia 20 were caught aur india me ek ghante me machine chori ho gayi. (Liked it; from a friend's Profile)
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Geetanjali Dewan oh so typical mazaa aaaya
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Ambarish Srivastava Kamyab nahi kaabil hone ke liye padho .... kamyabi jhak maarke pichhe ayegi: Amir Khan (In 3 Idiots)
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Mujtaba Siddiqui kabhi neend ke piche mat bhago...
padai ke piche bhago...
neend jhak marke aayegi...
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Aman Abhishek I found Mathematica! It's awesome! :D
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