Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari - Jatland Forums

Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari - Jatland Forums: "Usne lee angdaayee or kai behosh ho gaye
Usne lee angdaayee or kai behosh ho gaye
Lagta hai aab unke deodorant khatam ho gaye"

Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari - Page 2 - Jatland Forums

Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari - Page 2 - Jatland Forums: "more......
aap mere khayalon main bas gaye hain kuch aise
.........aap mere khayalon main bas gaye hain kuch aise
Sarsam ke khet main ghus gaya ho ssand jaise.
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yahan khuda hai wahan khuda hai
.......yahan khuda hai wahan khuda hai
jahan nahin khuda hai wahan kal khod denge"

Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari - Page 2 - Jatland Forums

Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari - Page 2 - Jatland Forums: "Ha ha...... hum.. ang.rejo ke jamane ke shayar hain .....ham ne bhi kuch sher dun..dhe hain...ha ha ...
Arz kiya hai

No 1.
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
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Attention No. 2
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.


No 3....ha ha
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai."

Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari - Page 2 - Jatland Forums

Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari - Page 2 - Jatland Forums: "Door se dekha kuchh dikha nahin
Door se dekha kuchh dikha nahin
Paas jaake dekha kuchh tha hee nahin


Heh heh hehe....patthar mat maarna"

Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari - Page 2 - Jatland Forums

Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari - Page 2 - Jatland Forums: "wo sadak ke us par the, ham sadak ke is paar the
wo kuch kadam age bade, ham bhee kuch kadam age badhe
wo or kuch kadam age bade, ham bhee kuch or kadam age badhe
wo sada ke is paar the ham sadak ke us paar the"

Another man superman

DesiBoyZMasala.com - Desi Joke - Complicated name by Anonymous: "Complicated name
AnonymousView Reader Comments (1)

An Indian guy named 'Anantharaman Subbaraman' arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name.
He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as
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'Anotherman Superman'"

Bush Tel India

Best of Desi Jokes: Missc: "Funny joke about Bush and India
Labels: Missc, Political
Once an Indian goes to USA and meets President Bush. Bush takes him to a jungle to prove that Americans are technologically advanced.

In the jungle, Bush asks the Indian to start digging. He keeps on digging. When he reaches 100ft Bush tells him to start searching. The Indian finds a piece of wire.

Bush proudly says “You see; even 100 years back we had telephone”.

At this the Indian gets really annoyed.

Next year Bush comes to India. The Indian takes him to a jungle and tells him to start digging. Bush digs 100 ft and stops. The Indian tells him to continue. He digs 200ft. The Indian tells him to continue. Bush finally reaches 400ft and Indian tells him to stop. But Bush doesn’t find anything and is annoyed.

Bush asks the Indian “What did you want to prove?”.

The Indian replies ” Even 400 years back we had wireless”."

Movies by IT Pros

Best of Desi Jokes: Filmi: "Bollywood Movies made by IT Engineers
Labels: Computer Jokes, Filmi
Some Film titles may be like these : --

** Munna Bhi MCSA
** Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
** Love in mIRC
** Tere Nick
** ID Mil Gaya
** Chat To Kero
** Ek Programmer Thi
** Yeh Hack Horaha Hai
** Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe
** Network Ke Us Paar
** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
** Aao Chat Kare
** C Wale Job Le Jayenge
** Programmer No.1
** Mera Naam Developer
** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
** Tera Code Chal Gaya
** Har Din Jo Mail Karega
** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai
** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!
** Client Ek Numbari, C Programmer Dus Numbari
** Login Karo Sajana
** Naukar PC Ka
** 1942 -- A Bug Story
** Kaho Na Virus Hai
** Crash Se Crash Tak
** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
** Shaheed Hacker Singh
** Password De Ke Dekho
** Terminal Apna , Login Parayi
** Mr. Network Lal
** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
** Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani
** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha
** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi
** Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!"

Best of Desi Jokes: Filmi

Best of Desi Jokes: Filmi: "Kitne Aadmi They?
Labels: Filmi

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.."

Ash and Ant

Best of Desi Jokes: Filmi: "Aishwarya Rai & Ant
Labels: Elephant n Ant, Filmi
Aishwarya Rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .

A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch.

By mistake the ant son fell into her coke bottle. The father ant went and said something to Aishwarya and she fainted and fell down unconscious.

What did the ant said??

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Ant said 'Tere coke mein mere baccha hai'"

tiGandhi ki dhoti

Best of Desi Jokes: "There was just one Movie Theatre in a Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a 'cinema screen' the owner of the theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre: 'GANDHI KEE DHOTI'

Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Gandhi kee dohti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen
Gandhi kee dohti mein Josh
Gandhi kee dohti mein Joru ka Ghulam
Gandhi kee dohti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan
Gandhi kee dohti mein Judwaa
Gandhi kee dohti mein Refugee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya
Gandhi kee dohti mein Jungle
Gandhi kee dohti mein Hera Pheri
Gandhi kee dohti mein Ajnabee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Pyaasa"

Plan for 6th and 8th june

1. Scheduling for tomorrow (6th) and 8th
Tentative for tomorrow (6 June)
1. 8:30 Trainees report at shiksha bhavan.
2. 9:00 -11:00 Presentation : Introduction to the faculty training program at FIITJEE
3. 12:00-1:00 Package ditribution
4. 1:00 Trainees move to the training Centre
5. 1:15-2:00 Lunch
6. Address by the HODs: (PAG 3:00 p.m., CVA (3:30-4:30), MAS(Yet to confirm)
7. Familiarising with study materials 4:00-5:30 p.m.)
8. OFF at 5:30 p.m.

Sunday (8th June):

Academic lectures begin (Schedule yet to be finalized)

Tuesday (10th June) onwards : Schedule to be provided by AO department (Manish Anand)

Problems to take

two charges with field lines given find the magnitude of other charge
two plates
three plates
field due to shell
field due to solid sphere (conducting and non conducting)
line of chrge
sheet of charge
surface of a conductor
gauss law symmetry. cube corner, edge , portion etc.
parallel plates two and three
concentric shell , one , two , three

Properties of field lines:
1. Always perpendicular to the conducting surfaces
2. Never form closed loops
3. Drawn to the scale
4. Start from positive charge and terminate on a negative charge
5. Never intersect
6. Imaginary
7. Tangent gives the direction of the field

What things do I need to change in my life

1. Get slim (Don't break the exercise routine and take triphala daily.
2. Become a physics expert (Solve complete Irodov and abhay Kumar singh)

Start asking For better equipment:
1. A video camera, a speaker, A multimedia PC, A projector, Recording equipment ...

Tasks for today

Reading:

1. Remaining part of aladdin factor

2. Physics forums checkout

3. Lecture Planning

4. CPP and quiz making

5. Phase 1 one more Paper

6. Training booklets

7. Tutorial sheet typing
8. Figure out podcasting

More tasks

Booklet: To retain original no of questions and also with points to guide your thoughts.
To finalise the training manual
Get the topic list from john doss

Whoa what a hectic day

I am amazed at myself. continuously working since 11:00 to 4:00. Without a break. Through with most of the things. Somethings still remain:
1. Question papers and solutions from col Vatsa
2. Marks entry Performa.

Tasks Still Left and for tomorrow

1. Inform Prof KR salhotra and Kamboj approx 55 lunches
2. Collect biodata also
3. Note for the candidates (Plan of activities)
4. List of lunches to be approved by PAG (35 Faculty + 15 candidates)
5. 2 Attendants from Kamboj
6. After Checking all the copies to be sent to col J.R. Vatsa
7. Prepare a venue/schedule guideline for the candidates.
8. Prepare a marks performa (Name Paper A I AII, BI, BII, IQ, Stream)
9. Print / Get papers/Get stationary from col. vatsa
Note My class UP DOWN BEING MANAGED

Tasks for today

From Ashish Agarwal
1. Personal Info Performa
2. Model Lecture Performa
3. GD Performa
4. Marks Entry Performa

From Col vatsa
1. Papers Physics/ Chem/Maths/IQ with one set of solutions

Send
1. Circular of Recruitment
2. Manish Anand (Training Phase plan and faculty List, check with him)

From store
1. Answer Sheets

Class Preparation
1. Electristatics Introduction
(Conductors, Insulators, Induction)
2. Coulomb's law
3. Field (Field lines), Fields for various geometries

Paper Set III

First Things First and Then Internet Surfing

Googling and Surfing is a dangerous business. Beware!. So many alluring things, looks like you can keep learning something or the other for a life time but don't forget your priorities. Sometimes I forget - what did I start searching in the first place. You wanted to know something very precise yet you are taken for a ride (You end up wasting hours and hours reading unimportant stuff). First Things First and then Internet surfing. (Things look very fancy and Indeed they are fancy but what if they have no practical relevance to you. Consider for example what will I gain practically from learning about some XYZ machine used in a Hi Biz ABC company. Sometimes it is more tricky, it looks like I am learning something about my life. Consider surfing something about anthropology or Psychiatry. Now it looks that these are related to me as a human being but what about my more specific nature, - Me as a FIITJEE employee, Me as a father of a 2.5 year old, Me as a husband of a simple wife.

It is not that one can't read interesting stuff for entertainment, but one must understand it at its place value and not fool himself. There may be times to put entertainment first but such times are less than the actual instances when entertainment is actually put first.

I believe in stoicism (If I got it right!). The purpose of life is to achieve long term happiness (sometimes it requires sacrifice of short term happiness) and the ultimate goal is to achieve a tranquil mind free from all kinds of disturbances.

Now enough entertainment ;)
I still have two important tasks to finish:
1. Letter to Manish Anand
2. A cicular to all the people involved in recruitment.

Tasks for today

1. Making one paper (3 hours)
2. Prepare for first class (Electrostatics Lecture)
3. Get the recruitment detailed plan fixed from col J.R. vatsa and tell him my class clash
4. Asking Manish Anand about what help he wanted for CVKK
5. Manuals finalizing
6. Asking sajeev for my fiitjee id and password

Inspirational 25/5/08

FIITJEE Inspirational

Letter of a father to the teacher

Dear Teacher:
I am entrusting my child to your care for this school year. I do this willingly, but with concern and a degree of parental trepidation.
You see, my child has a priceless possession-her spirit. My role has been to nurture and protect it. I want you to be sure to do this as well. Therefore, let me offer a few suggestions that may help you to understand and appreciate her, and be the kind of supportive guide she needs as the two of you begin this adventure together.
First of all, I ask that above all you cherish and preserve her spirit. She may not be the brightest child in your class, but the lift of her spirit will be as radiant as any. It glows when praise and encouragement are offered; it withers when disparagement and humiliation prevail.
Her spirit will either carry her forward in to a life where she will apply her energy with purpose, caring and a goal for achievement or in to a future where she will settle for routine and mediocrity. I want her to run toward challenges, not away from them. I want her to test her strength against the harsh realities of life, imbued with an inner courage that tells her she can overcome whatever obstacles she encounters. Please help her spirit grow.
Her self esteem is emerging. She is attaining a sense of self as she begins to grasp who she is and what she can do. But her developing self is fragile, her steps are tentative and she will need your hand. Encourage her as she gropes her way forward, crawling when she should run, and passive when you know she should lead. She is young, after all, so inconsistency is her standard behavior. Discover her skills, boost her abilities and cheer her accomplishments while quietly identifying her limitations. Then help her improve, circumvent or overcome whatever it is that impedes or blocks her progress. She knows better than you how to overcome them. Please be her caring assistant.
My child is coming to you eager to learn. Do not, I beseech you, disappoint her. Make her studies stimulating and enjoyable. So far, in her young life, it has been mostly fun. Her educational experiences have been as natural as breathing. Please continue this pattern.

Place her learning as a higher priority
than your teaching,
and make her and her classmates the focus of your class. ……
You see, this is the year you will become one of the most important persons in her life. She will decide to emulate your values and standards or reject them, she will respect and remember you for the rest of her life, or she will dismiss you and feel disheartened for what you refused to give her. I sincerely want you to be the subject of her admiration – It will be up to you. …………………..

With love and hope,
Her father


(Excerpted from The Aladdin Factor- Jack canfield and Mark Victor Hansen)

No blogging today

Whole day the network was down so couldn't blog. Overall a busy day (Playing vocabulary games and reading aladdin factor). Came across new words : Ghetto - slum? and maxed ...?
Tomorrow is a very busy day. Recruitment planning. Plenty of things to do.
Collect:
1. Model Lecture performa
2. Marks entry Form
3. Personal Info Performa
4. GD performa

All these from Ashish Aggarwal
also
5. Paper PCM and solutions from col vatsa (Get them xeroxed according to no of candidates)
6. Answer sheets from the store

In addition to this I have to send the recruitment circular and note to manish anand.

Looks like I am about to buy a house sometime soon. Inshallah!

Some new words I heard

Scrabbling and reading All about words
Qiviat
Ziti
Qat
Nombrils
Valetudinarian
Latitudinarian

25/5/08

Neha (my wife) is not here. I enjoyed her absence for first few days but now I am again missing her and its been just one week. I am also missing gullu ( my daughter). In absence of my wife, I was free to do whatever I like, sleep whenever, eat whatever, browse whatever, whenever, watch , hear, read whatever whenever. Sounds cool .... Life without wife... bachelorhood once again! But I feel that my wife provides me an indirect protection for me from myself. I am my own best friend as well as worst enemy. The Institution of family is a great protector. In presence of my wife I am not as free but then I am more disciplined which in many ways is good for me. I was waking up early , doing yoga taking trifala playing with my daughter reading motivational books, waking up early .... but in her absence everything has gone haywire.
My sleeping and waking up are no more scheduled. I am wasting myself in excessively browsing and watching videos. Don't feel good about it but they look like compulsive habits in absence of my wife.
I am really missing my daughter. Although when she was here I didn't spend much time with her but after all I am her father with lots of dreams and visions for her. She is the singlemost beloved person for me. She defines the purpose of my life and that means all the activities from reading , to earning to buying a house...
Today I plan to use my day effectively. I shall read Alladin factor (Mark Victor Hansen) for one hour and then blog from what I read. Then I will finish one paper, then I will find out from Manish Anand if kalyan kumar needs any assistance from me.
I have also been allotted a batch , I have to complete the academics, leadership and communication training manual. Busy times are coming ahead.
I want to buy a house. I have to check out the sheikh sarai house. Need to check if it meets my requirements and then arranging for loans etc. Lots of things to plan in life. You really need finances, any amount of salary looks small. So I must do something really great to get a raise once again. I must get a good feedback.

About This Blog

This blog is going to be a medley of several things. Whatever comes to my mind, I shall scribble here. It is just like my diary. On an off I may share a joke, one liner, motivational article, something I liked on the web, what I did with my day etc. While I shall write for my pleasure, it will give me greater pleasure if others enjoy it as well.

Asking

ask, ask, ask, ask, ask

60% of the sales are gotten by the salesmen who asked for 5 times. (Such salesmen are just 1% of the total number)