Another man superman

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An Indian guy named 'Anantharaman Subbaraman' arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name.
He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as
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'Anotherman Superman'"

Bush Tel India

Best of Desi Jokes: Missc: "Funny joke about Bush and India
Labels: Missc, Political
Once an Indian goes to USA and meets President Bush. Bush takes him to a jungle to prove that Americans are technologically advanced.

In the jungle, Bush asks the Indian to start digging. He keeps on digging. When he reaches 100ft Bush tells him to start searching. The Indian finds a piece of wire.

Bush proudly says “You see; even 100 years back we had telephone”.

At this the Indian gets really annoyed.

Next year Bush comes to India. The Indian takes him to a jungle and tells him to start digging. Bush digs 100 ft and stops. The Indian tells him to continue. He digs 200ft. The Indian tells him to continue. Bush finally reaches 400ft and Indian tells him to stop. But Bush doesn’t find anything and is annoyed.

Bush asks the Indian “What did you want to prove?”.

The Indian replies ” Even 400 years back we had wireless”."

Movies by IT Pros

Best of Desi Jokes: Filmi: "Bollywood Movies made by IT Engineers
Labels: Computer Jokes, Filmi
Some Film titles may be like these : --

** Munna Bhi MCSA
** Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
** Love in mIRC
** Tere Nick
** ID Mil Gaya
** Chat To Kero
** Ek Programmer Thi
** Yeh Hack Horaha Hai
** Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe
** Network Ke Us Paar
** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
** Aao Chat Kare
** C Wale Job Le Jayenge
** Programmer No.1
** Mera Naam Developer
** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
** Tera Code Chal Gaya
** Har Din Jo Mail Karega
** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai
** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!
** Client Ek Numbari, C Programmer Dus Numbari
** Login Karo Sajana
** Naukar PC Ka
** 1942 -- A Bug Story
** Kaho Na Virus Hai
** Crash Se Crash Tak
** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
** Shaheed Hacker Singh
** Password De Ke Dekho
** Terminal Apna , Login Parayi
** Mr. Network Lal
** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
** Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani
** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha
** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi
** Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!"

Best of Desi Jokes: Filmi

Best of Desi Jokes: Filmi: "Kitne Aadmi They?
Labels: Filmi

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.."

Ash and Ant

Best of Desi Jokes: Filmi: "Aishwarya Rai & Ant
Labels: Elephant n Ant, Filmi
Aishwarya Rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .

A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch.

By mistake the ant son fell into her coke bottle. The father ant went and said something to Aishwarya and she fainted and fell down unconscious.

What did the ant said??

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Ant said 'Tere coke mein mere baccha hai'"

tiGandhi ki dhoti

Best of Desi Jokes: "There was just one Movie Theatre in a Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a 'cinema screen' the owner of the theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre: 'GANDHI KEE DHOTI'

Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Gandhi kee dohti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen
Gandhi kee dohti mein Josh
Gandhi kee dohti mein Joru ka Ghulam
Gandhi kee dohti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan
Gandhi kee dohti mein Judwaa
Gandhi kee dohti mein Refugee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya
Gandhi kee dohti mein Jungle
Gandhi kee dohti mein Hera Pheri
Gandhi kee dohti mein Ajnabee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Pyaasa"